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Herein Lies the Gate to Human Sexuality

This naughty and tantalizing report is an insightful delineation of one’s lovemaking style and sexual needs. It begins, “If you are looking for a romantic, lovey-dovey astrology report, you won’t find it within these pages.” Instead, you’ll find a scent that’s musky, and a feel that’s moist – a feisty and free-wheeling romp through the sexual side of your chart unlike anything you’ve ever seen. The report delineates everything from “Your Animal Skin” (the Ascendant), to the Sun (your vital and energetic glow), Moon (that swirling tropical cocktail of milky needs), to Pluto’s scalding cauldron of death and rebirth. The report offers all kinds of kinky and spirited suggestions for ways to have fun and challenge your boundaries. Prints out to about 25 pages.

Here’s what people are saying about their EroScope:

“Eroscope was a hoot! I enjoyed all that good-natured raunch and passion. I think it will indeed be a hit with the younger, randier crowd.” — M.M., Boston MA

“Absolutely fabulous! You are amazing. Uncannily accurate and personal. I was sorry when it ended — I wanted more. Keep up the insane work!”— P.B., New Milford NJ

“I laughed out loud, grinned, blushed and got indignant once or twice (which is a good thing!!). I loved the report’s sassy, feisty style and the proactive suggestions were usable. Clever job!” — C. H., Oakland, NJ

EroSsscope Sssizzles!” — R.W., Huntsville, AL

Check out a full sample report:Katy Perry (pdf)  *This file requires the free Adobe Acrobat Reader   Adobe Acrobat Reader

Note: The fuzzy screen display on some systems is due to Adobe Acrobat. Try zooming to 200% while viewing, or print out the report for better quality. Even when printed these Adobe PDF files do not reproduce 100% the quality of a report freshly printed by the Astrolabe Report System. If you would like to see an actual copy before buying call us at 1-800-THE-NOVA and ask us to mail you a sample.